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Shit Dick

A person who anal fucks too often.
Look over there at Joey. What a shit dick.
by shitty_butthole October 25, 2019
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Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.
"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."
by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018
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shit dick bitch

A person who stinks so bad that you just want to kill them.
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha- Watsup Sexy Can I Suck Yo Dick
Me- YOU SHIT DICK BITCH! (Yells Very Loudly) If You Don't Get The Fuck Away From Me
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha - (She tries to touch me)
Me - (I Kill Latasha With Some Soap And Deodorant Repeliant)
....😩😂
by Keivon Moesley January 16, 2018
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shit dick

were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick
by someone also i didnt ask April 7, 2021
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Shit dick

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black
When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick
by Snothalothagus May 3, 2018
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Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders
He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.
by sweato September 3, 2020
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shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick
by HELL_NO September 16, 2016
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