Fap sesh

Frantically beating your meat until you have a Indian burn on your bald headed yogurt slinger

Brady had a wicked fap sesh bro.

by JLman95 July 14, 2017

mopp sesh

To eat or "mopp" in a form or action of a session.

"Ho, you gonna go mopp sesh round two?"
"Man that roast turkey was one fat mopp sesh"

by Chode McLovin January 24, 2008

Jam Sesh

When at least semi-experienced musicians get together and pull songs out of their ass, working all together non-verbally. Almost always involves hilarious bullshit lyrics.

Good jam sesh last night man, way to pull that riff out of your ass

by bassjesus June 17, 2014

awk sesh

Short for "awkward session." Used to describe any extended period of intense awkwardness, or otherwise, a congregation of people, animals, or things that, collectively, are ridiculously awk.

When that guy walked in with no pants on, that was straight up awk sesh.

by Roger S. July 16, 2008

day sesh

A full day of sustained social drinking.

John: What did you guys do yesterday?
Alex: Me and Phil did a day sesh.

by therealthing202 May 29, 2018

t-sesh

chowing down on a bountiful number of tacos after a hard works week.

"This week totally sucked, I need something that will fill me up then put me on the toilet all weekend."
"You thinking a T-sesh, bro?"
"You know it!"

by bauger February 22, 2009

Blanket sesh

An activity that occurs after a heavy evening of alcohol consumption. Upon returning home, instead of going to sleep, energetic students burrito themselves in blankets and discuss the highlights of the night's sesh, usually over a hot cup of tea.

Avid fans are also likely to take part in the blanket sesh prior to the night out during predrinks, swapping the tea for a strong vodka mixer.

After returning from a night out, Ricki and co encountered the empty sofa and several blankets. They put two and two together, and commenced the blanket sesh.

by Tura the Snake February 16, 2018