Secondary Crush

The person who you really like, just not as much as someone else (the primary crush). This is not to be confused with the rebound crush, who is the person who you like mainly to distract yourself.

"So you like Alan more than Joe?"
"Yeah, Joe is my secondary crush, but Alan is my primary crush."

by missscarr May 18, 2009

Second Hand Gravy

Unbeknownst to you, your girl took a jizz blast while getting slammed in the ass by her side piece prior to coming home to have you rim out her chocolate starfish. Whilst eating her asshole, a/k/a tongue thumping her fart box, you unexpectedly taste something salty. You take a look at her "brown eye" and notice a creamy ooze beginning to flow from her bowels.

"You're not the first one at the buffet. So, how about some second hand gravy?"
"Last night my girl came home primed and ready to go. Little did I know breakfast was about to be served with some second hand gravy!"
"Could I get some second hand gravy with that roast beef?"
"My sausage burrito could really use some second hand gravy!"

by Lil' Yeastie December 28, 2016

Second Hat

Less important than your first hat as you only need one hat unreality.

“My boyfriend makes me feel like a real second hat when he ditches me for his friends”

by BigBadBeen January 22, 2019

Great Scones!

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

by Why Try? March 8, 2004

two second style

Quickly, in a hurry, pronto, hasty, fast, etc.

Relax, just wait, I'll be at your house fucking two second style.

by JhEf January 30, 2009

two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012