Skip to main content

Aries Season

Aries Season ranges March 21 to April 19. This is the time that an Aries characteristics are increased, therefore people tend to “seek shelter.”
Pieces season has ended, so now it is Aries Season. Take shelter while you still can.
by bananapants2 March 30, 2018
mugGet the Aries Seasonmug.

mud season

A term used in northern new england to describe the conditions between winter and spring, when all the snow melts and the ground thaws so every dirt road turns to a truck swallowing pit.
by outlaw@kingcon.com March 11, 2004
mugGet the mud seasonmug.

Dating Season

The optimum time of year to date (in the U.S.) begins Feb 15 (after Valentine's Day) and ends shortly before Thanksgiving. Starting a relationship close to February 14th can be awkward on Valentine's Day if you're not REALLY into that person (yet). Also, meeting family around Thanksgiving can prove to be more than a relationship can handle. Lastly, if you're playing the field around the holidays, buying multiple gifts for multiple partners can get very expensive. Plus, being multiple places at once is impossible.
Dude, don't get serious with that chick until Dating Season begins. It's too close to Valentine's Day for you to NOT make a big deal of it.

Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays.

Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays.

I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present.
by wordsmithologist February 18, 2011
mugGet the Dating Seasonmug.

Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018
mugGet the Seasonal Retardationmug.

Season confusion

This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.
"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."
by Daniel Rippon July 23, 2007
mugGet the Season confusionmug.

Flu season

A season where the flu is common and parents tell their children it’s flu season so they don’t kiss
Hey daughter are you going to your boyfriend’s house if so remember it’s flu season.
by Mr succc November 4, 2018
mugGet the Flu seasonmug.

aids season

Og Sick wit it's wack tape. Og is a fictional character from a YouTuber called Gulley boy. Og is a 40 year old wack rapper. Hit songs are Pop that coochie, and Aids Season. Og is also from St.Louis on Gulley Boy's fictional block. He has recently made a new mixtape called Aids Season 2.
Them :"What wack album is this.
Me: "It's a album called aids season by og sick wit it from Gulley Boy's channel".
by Puertorican69 July 25, 2017
mugGet the aids seasonmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email