Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany.

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany. Borrowed from German "Schmackofatz"

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

Schlackervorlage

Bedeutet sowas wie das man jemanden toll findet und sich an ihnen inspiriert ein besserer mensch zu werden

Ich benutze dich als Schlackervorlage
Deine Mutter ist so eine tolle Schlackervorlage

by Anonymmon April 24, 2024

Schmankeniggerst

A darkly skinned sperm cell from Germany with a funny moustache

Look at all the schmankeniggerst that he ejaculated on the picture of Hitler

by Hehehaha2754 December 16, 2024

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016