schlag

To perform sexual intercourse.

I was trying to schlag the girl behind the bar.

by Cecil B. July 24, 2008

Phyllis Schlafly

A woman who was anti-feminist and actively stopped the passage of the ERA. Successfully weakened the huge wave of cancer or feminism.

Bob: Wasn't Phyllis Schlafly a fucking hypocrite? My history teacher said that she was a bitch.
Milo: No she helped stopped feminism from growing.
Bob: Oh shit nvm lol. She's a fucking savior!
Milo: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
Bob: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!

by Lizard boi July 18, 2018

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004

Schlagle

the act of performing anal sex on a constipated person

I totally performed a schlagle on her last night. It was.... weird

by thejwitness July 18, 2009

schlabby

Pertaining to a larger than she thinks she is woman. Usually one who is still trying to look hot. ie. fat chick in bikinis, stretch pants, half shirts etc.

Dude! Did you see that schlabby girls gunt? It is fupalicious!

by wilmafingerdu January 17, 2008

kinder schlagen

the act of beating up a child repeatedly

Bob kinder schlagened John.

by tothexpower January 11, 2009

Schlager

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.

I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!

by Nick January 14, 2004