Dumping Scare

When you are at severe risk of being DUMPED by someone but then it turns out to all be JKS

Jona : WOW he found out i cheated on him !
Abs: Really what happened?
Jona: basically... DUMPING SCARE!

by Jamhole.com May 7, 2010

healthy scare

A nice surprise, like a surprise birthday party.

Bob had a healthy scare when his family had a surprise party for him.

by TheFormalPanda January 8, 2015

red scare

anal sex between two males

Origin of definition:
butt-dick
sputnick
soviet union
communism
red scare

If you had to pick one, would you rather dock or red scare?

by Wham! April 30, 2005

hair em scare em

Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue

Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.

by Ryan Harline November 2, 2007

scare dem

da word boyz holla at HUGLY,BUTTERZ, WASTED, BEATDOWN LOOKIN CHIK

debz n village ppol

by rudegal December 2, 2003

Scare Technician

A person speciallzing in scareing people at haunted house parks.

Angel Amaro Is a very good Scare Technichan

by Angel January 31, 2004

Stall scare recognition

Stall recognition:When you are taking a crap in a public restroom, Then suddenly become very uncomfortable because you can recognize the person next to you by the shoes there wearing and the poop noises they are making! Scare:you wanna say hi but your still not sure its them

Guy 1: Hey where you in the bathroom on the sears first floor yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah I woulda said hi but I got Stall scare recognition.

by I_heart_poopin April 16, 2010