Santana

Meaning holy or a saint like follower of Christianity

Santana is a follower of Christ

by Real95 December 21, 2016

Santa Barbie

An extremely attractive model that resides in Santa Barbara and resembles a Barbie doll but even hotter. And until recently most guys didn't know her name thus creating the Santa Barbie nickname

-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion

-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB

Ryan: Dude, did you see Santa Barbie at the IV party last night? She was taking mad bong rips and shaking that tight ass of hers

Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!

Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch

Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch

Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"

by kkkcuf March 27, 2013

mexican santa

A man who works 50 weeks out of the year at the donkey show in Juarez Mexico and illegally crosses the border to steal jobs from American Santa's and works for 2/3's less money and smells of tequila.

Unemployed Santa. Man that fucking Mexican Santa screwed me out of a job again. Trumps gonna fix this shit with the wall.

by Saillfish December 8, 2016

meli santa

Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body

she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.

Many men dislike her catty personality

She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you

She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.

She is simply a living example of female supremacy

When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate

If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self

You don't matter. Nothing matters...except for MEli santa

by Senior maddie September 28, 2022

Gilroy Santa Maria College

a school in Ingham full of Fucking rich Italians and pedophilic teachers with a stick up their arse. go to church and beg for forgiveness motherfuckers.

The boys cant shut the fuck up about their motorbikes and all the girls have pictures of their cowboy hats and boots so they can prove that they "work" on the farm.
They go to fucking church and pray to jesus then go date their cousin.
They're all related and date each other cause they all came from the same 3 fucking oldies 200 years ago

Gilroy Boy 1: My crf250f would thrash your yz250f because my bike has a better graphics kit
Gilroy Boy 2: I make better tiktok edits of my bike and my wheelies, so I am better cunt.

Gilroy Girl 1 in the distance listening: He is so hot but he is my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 2 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 3 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 4 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 5 in the distance listening: He is everyone's ex boyfriend we have all dated each other here at Gilroy Santa Maria College

by Penishurts445 March 8, 2023

L A Santa

12 years old tomorrow, wish him happy birthday, also likes Evan Martin and are physically, mentally and last but certainly not least, sexually attracted to one another. in other words he's gay AF

Person 1-Did u see L A SANTA
P{erson 2-Yeah, he was kissing Evan passionately
Person 1-Kinky

by Braithrussell March 31, 2019

Santa Clausing

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.

1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.

by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016