cum sandwhich

When you cum so hard you cum into a jar. You pull out some bread and put the cum in the bread. You eat the sandwich with some apple juice on the side.

I ate a Cum Sandwhich

by Fuck shit hole November 1, 2020

old sham sandwhich

A really moldy shitty ass tasting sandwhich that comes ftom zombie cunts

Damn that zombie gave me an old sham sandwhich again

by Sham sandwhich January 27, 2017

Chicken Sandwhich

When you dislike someone so much that even the thought of them harmlessly eating a chicken sandwich makes you want to punch them in the face.

Jack: “Did you hear Sally sneeze during the meeting earlier? She’s so rude.”

Carl: “Dude, she didn’t do anything wrong. She just has allergies. You are so chicken sandwhich with her.”

by FIJM June 9, 2018

Sandwhich

A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.

Bob: I just ate a sandwhich

Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches

Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite

Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches

Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not

Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is

Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-

Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill

by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024

Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe

Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?

by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018

sandwhich

1. The description of a situation where a person wants a sandwich but is presented with several sandwich options and does not know which sandwich to choose.
2. The incorrect spelling of the word sandwich (probably American or at least flyover states).

"There are so many sandwiches to choose from I don't know which to choose, goodness me, I'm in a real sandwhich."
"Y'all I'm dang tootin' sorry for that definition I wrote for sandwhich on UrbanDictionary... I mean't to write sandwich."

by MadDavo March 14, 2023

Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwhich originating from the Panhandle of Florida includes business, lettuce, tomato, and pickle with a heavy party serving in the back. It may cause intense cravings for 80s rock 'n roll and horrible taste in style. It may also describe one's appearance when one looks disheveled or unkept.

That Hot Mullet Sandwhich had me craving Bon Jovi.
Thomas looked like a Hot Mullet Sandwhich today.

by walter23456 October 18, 2023