soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022

Sammich

A pinch of marijuana rolled up into a paper intended for use as a joint.

Hey, roll me a sammich.

by Bumgravy7 April 3, 2019

sammich

another word for sandwich, sammich is a better way of saying it

Friend 1: im gonna have a crisp sammich
Friend 2: im gonna have a bacon sammich

by chicken nuggets rule July 14, 2022

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Fish Sammich

Exactly the same as a Fish Sandwich, but with mayo.

Lucy made me a fish sammich last night with extra mayo.

by Mongoosedog November 22, 2010