Someone that means and defines everyone meaning of perfect shown as a person, They are legit the best person on earth and no one can be better than them. They are the type of person that can cheer you up anytime of day and make your day 10x better, always happy to call with you and keep you company, and just wants you to be happy.
They're one of the best types of people
They're one of the best types of people
I fucking love Salem
by xulk July 25, 2021

Salem is the best person alive
by GreatOnce March 12, 2022

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
by Doctor W October 26, 2011

He is an amazing person once you get to know him, he is also a freak who is really horny. He is best friends with Amr And Mazen. He is also really funny but skinny which lowers his confidence
by Gold hero October 28, 2019

A David Beckham ultimate fanboy that evolved into a Real supporter but now hates on all fanboys because he's also a hater
DB23 Fanboy: It's so much easier supporting Real now that the Gaynoldo fans left
Me: what the hell?! Stop being such a Salem! Those that live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Me: what the hell?! Stop being such a Salem! Those that live in glass houses should not throw stones.
by DB23-7 January 18, 2019
