Salem

Someone that means and defines everyone meaning of perfect shown as a person, They are legit the best person on earth and no one can be better than them. They are the type of person that can cheer you up anytime of day and make your day 10x better, always happy to call with you and keep you company, and just wants you to be happy.
They're one of the best types of people

I fucking love Salem

by xulk July 25, 2021

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Salem is the best person alive and is Also a really good friend that is really awsome

Salem is the best person alive

by GreatOnce March 12, 2022

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fat fucking cat.

salem is fat as fuck get her on a diet.

by delulu69 February 11, 2025

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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022

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A David Beckham ultimate fanboy that evolved into a Real supporter but now hates on all fanboys because he's also a hater

DB23 Fanboy: It's so much easier supporting Real now that the Gaynoldo fans left

Me: what the hell?! Stop being such a Salem! Those that live in glass houses should not throw stones.

by DB23-7 January 18, 2019

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