Saint Vidicon

Fictional patron saint of programmers, web-designers, techies, geeks, and desk jockies. St. Vidicon provides protection from erratic computer or complex-machine behavior. Note that while St. Vidicon may provide enough time on your battery-backup to save your document in a power outage, he likely won't help with a flat tire-try St. Christopher.

Saint Vidicon, don't let the system dump before I get my updates! Please!

by Soggyfoot August 10, 2009

Saint _Foo

basically saint foo = STFU
Easy way to get around censored sites. It's a worksafe way to swear.

Saint Foo on you (say it to a co-worker that's annoying you).

by saint_foo March 01, 2005

saint Augustines

a place where all the cool kids go

boy: i go to saint Augustines
man :cool

by RANGOMAN November 20, 2018

pale saint

a white skinned Catholic

Most Irish people are pale saints

by dan May 14, 2003

Saint Thomas

When someone craps in their own hand and throws it into a paddle fan.

Joey did a Saint Thomas and ruined Ben's coming out party.

by Joey Woberts May 04, 2006

saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

by failure33object April 22, 2005

saint marry

A saint marry is a person that has not had sex yet or a virgin.

BOB: Damn, that girl is a saint marry.

Bill: No she is not man i stuck my pencil in her sharpener last night...

by DatKraziiChiiK April 20, 2007