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sailor uniform

Also known as a seifuku. A cute and attractive uniform worn by Japanese girls.
by ToasterStroodles June 1, 2016
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Lost Sailor

This glorious act is when one's rage supersedes one's sensibility. Said person will clog up the sink in the restroom with whatever material is available. Then said person will drop a foul shit directly into the sink full of water. Said shit is left for the next person to witness.
Holy fuck, someone left the lost sailor in the work bathroom sink. I think it was Tony.
by fecus January 10, 2013
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Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker
by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008
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Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008
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Sailor's Pole

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.
John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...
by SoppingOyster January 19, 2014
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Sailor Stew

A concoction created from any combonation of things to be used in any sentence involving anything.
Carter's mom loved my Sailor Stew last night.
by lolwilllol April 14, 2008
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Musty Sailor

The sexual act of a women who has not bathed in 3-5 days, then after intercourse she squirts in her partners face, enough to simulate a musty sea breeze.
George: “Hey Michael, you smell kinda bad, what happened last night?”
Michael: “Veronica gave me a Musty Sailor last night.”
by ohc@ptainmyc@ptain October 16, 2018
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