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Often called "Semper sometimes". This is funny because Semper fidelis means "always faithful". Due to the nature of a reservist, they are the equivalent of part time workers in what is known as the Marine Corps. Therefore they are not "always faithful" which leads to them to only being faithful "sometimes". They are also called "weekend warriors" or "part timers" and are often the object of ridicule in jokes around real Marines
Often called "Semper sometimes". This is funny because Semper fidelis means "always faithful". Due to the nature of a reservist, they are the equivalent of part time workers in what is known as the Marine Corps. Therefore they are not "always faithful" which leads to them to only being faithful "sometimes". They are also called "weekend warriors" or "part timers" and are often the object of ridicule in jokes around real Marines
"John went the reservist route because he couldn't handle being a full time marine. Talk about Semper sometimes"
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-Michael Jackson (20 b.c)
Sometimes you just do, sometimes it do. You cant control it, it's just deep in your soul, in every muscle in your body. It just do sometimes, and sometimes it even DOES.
-Michael Jackson (20 b.c)
Sometimes you just do, sometimes it do. You cant control it, it's just deep in your soul, in every muscle in your body. It just do sometimes, and sometimes it even DOES.
Person: hey are you okey, you seem a little bit down lately.
Other person: yeah, just not feeling it lately.
That first person again: yeah, sometimes it do.
Other person: yeah, just not feeling it lately.
That first person again: yeah, sometimes it do.
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Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.
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