Websters dictionary define HIM as "The man with the biggest willy on the whole f***king planet" HE is the guy you go to if Your girl is not getting enough D**k. HE is the only guy to pass Rizzler university with perfect fucking grades. HE pulls so hard that alien bitches gravitate towards him at the speed of light. Fun fact, he actually gave birth to GigaChad straight out of his willy.
by Batcoc April 6, 2023

A young kid who’s addicted to fortnite and always try’s to hop on trends. He typically try’s to say he doesn’t do things that he actually does cause he’s insecure and his ego is very fragile.
He’ll try to annoy you and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He also claims he’s not fat cause he plays one sport but his manboobs look like water balloons about to burst. His stomach is built like eye of cthulhu from terraria.
He’ll try to annoy you and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He also claims he’s not fat cause he plays one sport but his manboobs look like water balloons about to burst. His stomach is built like eye of cthulhu from terraria.
Person 1: aye yo did you see that fat white kid crying over fortnite?
Person 2: yeah his name is Riley
Person 2: yeah his name is Riley
by MiladSucks September 6, 2020

by Nathen Everts February 20, 2020

Riley is one of the most caring, emotional, lovable, sweet and amazing people you will ever meet. He is super easy to fall in love with and even easier to trust. He will care about you more than anyone ever will and can pick you up when you down in seconds. He is the cutest most adorable, hot person you will ever meet and makes the most amazing boyfriend imaginable. All he wants to do is take care of you and make you happy. Riley can be a bit overprotective, yet gets hit on by a bunch of other girls. He has very good morals and it's hard for him to except people who don't. He works super hard and is extremely smart even if he doesn't realize it. He tries to hold his emotions in and doesn't let people in. If you have a Riley in your life you are the luckiest girl in the world, and make sure you love him forever.
Girl 1: Who’s that extremely cute, adorable, and perfect boyfriend over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that’s my boyfriend, Riley
Girl 1: I wish I had a guy like Riley
Girl 2: Yeah, I’m really lucky to have gotten him
Girl 2: Oh, that’s my boyfriend, Riley
Girl 1: I wish I had a guy like Riley
Girl 2: Yeah, I’m really lucky to have gotten him
by Mr.Besack November 17, 2019

Ladies man. Always attracts the ladies and at least 6-7 are hanging on him at all times. Has the classic white boy look and the deep voice that reels them in. He plays basketball for fun and football for his future. Is he QB? I’m not sure but he sure likes to run! Riley has a perm and girls love a boy with curly hair... Once they in, they ain’t leavin!
Girl: who’s that guy with the curly hair and the girls?!
Guy: oh that’s Riley, he’s always got the women.
Guy: oh that’s Riley, he’s always got the women.
by Peiderr November 30, 2020

by Things that annoy me 161 February 18, 2019

An understanding girl that is often in the middle of two of her friends. She doesn’t deserve it. Everyone at school knows who she is. She. Is. 🤩. She isn’t popular tho. Her and her friends are pretty quiet in school but not the bus they are LOUD. And I mean it.
Often nicknamed “riles”
Often nicknamed “riles”
by 0ne ugly p0tat0 January 12, 2019
