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Rectum

A good place to hide drugs when entering the US from Mexico.
Man, I got a shit load of oxycontin in my ass, im gonna be rich now!
by yah right January 25, 2004
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optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.
Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.
by Jack Squat March 27, 2003
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Brown Recluse

Brown Spider. On internet forums, this does not refer to the specific species (Loxosceles reclusa), but to all brown spiders in general. Try not to get them confused.
User 1:
Hey! Look at this spider that I found:

-insert image of any brown spider here-

User 2:
That's a brown recluse.
by Thesh Ooter September 21, 2004
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cranial rectum inversion

by your mamma February 26, 2003
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Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus
His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!
by Sam December 8, 2004
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optical rectosis

The condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a shitty outlook.
Recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.
by NoQuarter July 20, 2006
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Oral Rectumy

A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.
Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.
by Bill Hawko August 20, 2010
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