bunshole raisin

Dang Jimmy, my bunshole raisin is driving me nuts!”
by Alijandro October 23, 2010
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Goldfish with Raisins

this snack is BUSS, if you disagree, you are wrong, (hazel).
"foofoomanua is eating goldfish with raisins"
by FooFooManua October 30, 2022
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Raisin Shower

A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
by Beefboy June 09, 2014
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Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
by datmanydocris January 15, 2016
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fricin raisin

What you call someone when one completes an action that you would consider silly, but you don't mean any hard feelings towards them.
*Selena Gomez spills her water*
"Uh oh, you fricin raisin, you done spilled your water."
by Jon B. April 02, 2017
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Pussy Raisin

When your head is in a girl's vagina for so long that it becomes wrinkly
"Hey Barbara, I heard you gave Jake a pussy raisin last night."
by boxOraisins October 26, 2016
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