spam purse

Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny

I could see right in her spam purse

by Dr Hilary Wilson January 14, 2004

Purse Holder

A guy that continuously takes a girl back no matter what she does to him.

He "holds her purse", waiting for her to come back.

"Aw man, look at that purse holder."
"I bet his girl is out looking for something better."

by bowtheif November 6, 2016

purse clutcher

A white woman who clutches her purse abrubptly and close to her body, when nearby or approched by a male minority.

"That old white bitch in the elevator sure was a purse clutcher!"

by sandy5.0 January 2, 2015

purse slap

A slap with a purse, derived from pimp- and bitch-slaps. Usually performed by bitches, preps and breezahs (dutch preps)in bitch fit, but more and more guys are starting to wear small purses with long straps, making it good for swinging at people.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.

Yo, those ho's with a bitch fit are havin' a catfight! They're purse slapping each other to death!

by Sandrino December 24, 2008

Tuna purse

Another name for a vagina. Could be used for people with a dislike of seafood.

Get your tuna purse out love!

by lookluv November 1, 2013

Japanese Purse

The act of putting coins or other money under your foreskin for either pleasure or convienience.
If the bearer of the coinage experiences an erection whilst holding money and they spill onto the floor this is called a Japanese Payday.

John lost his wallet, so he started using his Japanese Purse.

As Julie was about to give Mike head his Japanese Purse opened and she experienced a Japanese Payday.

by Japs Eye May 17, 2006

furry purse

womans bits, snatch, twat.

Woman fell off chair with short skirt on, legs in the air leaving furry purse on show.

by adrianb August 8, 2003