pum

that terrible piss and cum combo that comes out sometimes, worst feeling in the world.

Ugh, not pum! I had to piss, but I just finished whacking the old schlong, damnit!!

by R eezy February 11, 2015

Pummed

When you pee and cum at the same time and it creates a yellow sticky substance.

Sorry dad I just pummed on mom.

by Squidilytish January 28, 2019

le pums

The sexual interaction between one male and one or more females. Often abbreviated to LP or NLP if there has been 'no le pums'

Any le pums last night?

by Pan Dat September 24, 2020

Pum

A bevererage of piss and cum. Best served Luke warm

I love drinking pum. Its my favorite beverage

by Pumlover March 2, 2022

Pum

The cause of a gas motivated by the pee puffing out of the butthole up the line of the peehole causing out of the body with fece particles.

Hey! Why did you pum?

by HELLISAPSEUDONYM March 9, 2022

Urban pum

The act of picking up a city girl if you're from the countryside

Country guy : hey pum ting wanna come to my gaff

City girl : yh babe we'll do it all night

Country guy: (on phone to his friend ) "yo fan just got that fresh urban pum enit

by Saucy 823 August 17, 2016