Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell

by Austin B. January 31, 2005

Purple Donkey

A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.

WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!

The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.

by Whazzit Tooya April 25, 2013

Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

purple drank

codeine/promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite. serve it up in a white styrafoam cup with some ice and your good to go. you can mix it up with all kinds of sodas or just sip the ish. there is NO alcohol in it and its NOT robitussin. It's thick and purple and comes only by prescription or by your local weedman. not to be sipped by suckas!!!!!

purple drank up in my cup, blowin dank up in my truck

by the ju1ce May 9, 2005

purple cowboy

A man who will give dick to a man or woman but will never recieve dick from anything other then an animal. Preferably a horse.

Kynslie: Is Jonathan gay? I heard him talking about taking it in the ass last night.
Nathaniel: Sort of. He has a girlfriend. He doesn't llike it from guys tho. I've heard he is a purple cowboy.

by Haha typical chaz April 20, 2017

purple poon

an urban slang term for a black females vagina.

"man shaunda has a beutifully purple poon"
"dude your mom has purple poon"
"i love the purple poon"

by Travis October 26, 2004

Purple Haze

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis. JUST cannabis, NOT laced with anything. Lacing a smokable drug with LSD is IMPOSSIBLE and a bullshit urban legend! It will break down if you try to smoke it!

"Man, that purple haze I bought from Jim was amazing, it got me so fucked up!"

by JM May 3, 2003