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Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.
"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"
by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016
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Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.
Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.
by Blechorous May 11, 2016
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Puddinize

To turn something into pudding

this word was invented by deadpool in cable and deadpool #41 when shooting sabertooth to bits
"I mean I'm hoping really 'cause that means I can find new ways to puddinize you. Puddinize means: to turn one into pudding I just made that up." -Deapool defining the word puddinize
by The keckler 2 owo May 3, 2023
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Puddin Cup'N

When you eat ass, but instead of just licking around the rim, you lick it like someone trying to eating a pudding cup without any utensils.
"I eat ass, but I'm not Puddin Cup'N it. I just give it a good sloppy lick'n for flavor."
by LABops June 22, 2022
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Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023
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puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.
get your hands outta your puddin patch
by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
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