Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022

prune-pursuer

-one who is into older ladies, or vice versa.

person 1: damn she's hot
person 2: she looks like she's 55
person 1: i know but check out those curves.
person 2: ew ok you are officially a prune-pursuer.

by weirdo12345678900213546 October 9, 2009

Prune

A person who is a huge idiot and a dumbass.The world hates a prune.Prunes are the ugliest person in the entire universe

UH! You are such a huge prune!

by UwU A koala baby OwO January 16, 2019

Prune Nugget

Someone who is salty about everything and must shut the fuck up.

Shut up you prune nugget you suck at jokes and are annoying bitch.

by Prune nugget lord February 26, 2021

Prune juicing

When you soak your hands in a body for water (preferably warm) until your skin prunes solely for the purpose of masturbating afterwards

Nick: Hey Brennan! You almost done in the hot tub?
Brennan: give me a minute. I’m prune juicing

by Rayofsunshin3 February 5, 2021

Prune Farmer

A person who systematically befriends the elderly with the goal of gaining inheritances.

Sandra is a Prune Farmer, she’s only visiting my grandma to get in her will.

by SlanketWarrior November 11, 2025

Pruning Shearing

Anal scissoring

Cindy and Marsha got together for a quicke and did some deep pruning shearing.

by Himeyjones November 8, 2025