thot proof

You can resist girls (thots) that always have a new boyfriend or in somecases she can't get one

Yo brian and mekhi yall see that girl over there go holla at her
Her she go to my school nd she a piranha thot said brian
And I don't love no thot and your thot proof mekhi told me

by dj thot proof May 24, 2014

Orgasmic Proof

The act of ejaculating semen on someone's body to show that they did not cum inside them.

Maria let john have sex with her without a condom. As a token of respect and not making her pregnant. He ejaculated on her as a reference of orgasmic proof.

by KayG February 27, 2018

80 proof guest

A one night stand that just happened cause you were drunk asf

1: Damn man, I had another 80 proof guest last night at my place.
2: dude you need to stop drinking thst much

by LilMejia March 19, 2018

Past-Proof

Word, Opinion or Statement that can be said without fear of being scrutinized by things that have been done in the past.

By saying dinosaurs are dead, it's past-proof.

by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020

Goof Proof

Free of goofism. Goofs not allowed or tolerated. Unpenetrable by goofs. Similar to a bullet proof jacket but instead of bullets substitute goofs.

I'm straight G. I'm goof proof.

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

Linus-proof

Slang term for "drop resistant" in the PC enthusiast community, originating from the running gag of Linus Sebastian, creator and host of Linus Tech Tips, dropping and breaking things.

"Hey Jake, I dropped the 10.000$ CPU and it's broken."
"Seriously? Again? They need to start making these things Linus-proof or we'll go bankrupt..."

by Bephen-Sturke December 21, 2021

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022