Progressive Christianity is developed from liberal Christianity, they believe that God is the powerful and loving creator of the universe every galaxy, stars, planet and every living thing on earth.
They believe the Bible should be taken seriously but not literally and should be read to guide your moral conscience, they also think it's important to understand the historical context around the bible.
Some of them believe that although Christianity is their path to God, it's not the only one and it's different for everybody, it could be Islam for one person, Hinduism for another, and even Atheist have their path to God simply by being good people.
They support Gay rights, They're Pro-choice and Pro Sexuality and they don't reject science.
Although most Conservative/ fundamentalist Christians will tell you to ignore your feeling, Progressives believe it's important to not ignore them and always try to do whats right.
Most of them take care in the environment and others. we are to look after Gods creation including ourself and others.
And let me tell you no one hate progressive Christians more than Christians. they get called the Antichrist, false preachers, devils advocates, Heresy, "what's worse than an atheist, a progressive Christian", they're going to hell and whatnot.
They believe the Bible should be taken seriously but not literally and should be read to guide your moral conscience, they also think it's important to understand the historical context around the bible.
Some of them believe that although Christianity is their path to God, it's not the only one and it's different for everybody, it could be Islam for one person, Hinduism for another, and even Atheist have their path to God simply by being good people.
They support Gay rights, They're Pro-choice and Pro Sexuality and they don't reject science.
Although most Conservative/ fundamentalist Christians will tell you to ignore your feeling, Progressives believe it's important to not ignore them and always try to do whats right.
Most of them take care in the environment and others. we are to look after Gods creation including ourself and others.
And let me tell you no one hate progressive Christians more than Christians. they get called the Antichrist, false preachers, devils advocates, Heresy, "what's worse than an atheist, a progressive Christian", they're going to hell and whatnot.
A Christian who constantly preaches that God loves every single person whether they are a part of the lgbtq+ community, whether they've had abortion whether they don't believe in God ... is most likely a progressive Christian
by ritsssaa November 2, 2020
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Guy 1: Did you hear John passed out at the progressive party last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man! Did you hear Jenny made it to the end. What a woman.
Guy 2: Yeah man! Did you hear Jenny made it to the end. What a woman.
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1. favoring meaningful progress in addressing a problem without having to follow an ideological bias or loyalty
2. dedicated to ignoring unproductive political posturing or infighting and getting to a reasonable solution
2. dedicated to ignoring unproductive political posturing or infighting and getting to a reasonable solution
I can't help being a progressative, because I'm hungry for intelligent change, and I'm so tired of listening to those politicians that talk nothing but conservative or progressive purity and accomplish nothing that helps people improve their futures.
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Get the progressative mug.A masterful Procedure from professor Blumpkin... on how to actually get the coveted Blumpkin from your ho.
Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.
Step 2) Let yourself splatter a little bit when you fart during intercourse... like on her pillow case and shit. This way she'll rub her face and sleep on a small part of your feces each and every night.
Step 3) GO FOR IT! Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens, "I agree that was awful! I never want that to happen again!! Let's take it into the bathroom next time, because obviously you turn me on so much I just have to shit myself silly whenever I cum!"
Step 4) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled life together.
Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.
Step 2) Let yourself splatter a little bit when you fart during intercourse... like on her pillow case and shit. This way she'll rub her face and sleep on a small part of your feces each and every night.
Step 3) GO FOR IT! Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens, "I agree that was awful! I never want that to happen again!! Let's take it into the bathroom next time, because obviously you turn me on so much I just have to shit myself silly whenever I cum!"
Step 4) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled life together.
Blumpkin Progressive (n.) "Man that Progressive Blumpkin shit really worked! Man I can't so much as fart without that dirty whore wanting to suck my mule or least bite my nuts... thanks Progressive Blumpkin"
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Get the PROcess mug.N. An oxymoron. A political party in Canada. Created in the 1830s, formed the first government of Canada under the name Liberal Conservatives (another oxymoron), changed their name to Conservatives and then merged with the Progressive Party to become the Progressive Conservatives. After the Mulrooney government they became very unpopular.
by bill June 24, 2003
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Girls don't like it! Because:
1) They can't shake their booty to the 7/4 or 5/8 time signatures
2) They can't imagine listening to any Improvisations on Brahms by a long haired ugly hippie in the 70s
3) Why do we want girls to like it. Prog is for solitary listening
Girls don't like it! Because:
1) They can't shake their booty to the 7/4 or 5/8 time signatures
2) They can't imagine listening to any Improvisations on Brahms by a long haired ugly hippie in the 70s
3) Why do we want girls to like it. Prog is for solitary listening
Girl: What do you listen to, gangsta rap? Hip hop?
Boy: Na, I like old music
Girl: Ohh... Like Nirvana?
Boy: No, progressive rock. I don't think you'd understand
Boy: Na, I like old music
Girl: Ohh... Like Nirvana?
Boy: No, progressive rock. I don't think you'd understand
by Trey24 July 20, 2006
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