poo-pour-weed

taking a dump and a hit at the same time

Brought my bong to the bathroom to poo-pour-weed.

by your moms wagina October 23, 2022

pouring salt on the wound

To make a situation thats already bad worse!

Man, why the fuck are pouring salt on the wound?

Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!

I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.

by Lexzqo May 29, 2019

Pour some sugar on that

A phrase that may be used by a bandleader to suggest a player to use more articulation, usually in a jazz band.

"Drummer": *plays the drum kit"
"Bandleader": "Pour some sugar on that."
"Drummer": *tries to play with more articulation*

by toinief October 13, 2021

Cylindrical Pouring Device

Also known as a "CPD", is a device used to aid in the pouring of liquids. Most commonly used with bagged milk, but can be used with almost anything requiring pouring.

TheJoker: Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
Eldee: No, the CPD is mine, I love CPD's, they're so cool.
TheJoker: I know

by TheJoker December 13, 2004

poured out a jumbo

To ejaculate in mass amounts

Once i tasted her atomic sauce i immediately poured out a jumbo.

Before she could even unbotton my trousers, i poured out a jumbo.

by BluntBustaJ713 January 26, 2011

Pouring the milk first

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does

Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄

by @yaii.litty May 23, 2018

pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.

mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment

by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018