the great potato war

The war between Technoblade and im a squid kid on who can beat the record for most potatoes formed in hypixel skyblock

Man this fight is going down like the great potato war

the great potato war by Shœ October 21, 2020

Potatus 

A vegetable of a human being that pretends to be important but has been a bumbling idiot their whole life. This person is usually propped up by semi-competent people because the potatus is useful in some fashion. Inspired by the worst President of the United States in 2022, Joe Biden.

That potatus dropped out of running for President in 1987 because of academic misconduct and other scandals. Due to the decline in education and standards across 30 years, the potatus was elected as President of the United States in 2020.

Potatus by ProperVowel October 5, 2022

Tomato Potato 

A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".

Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.

Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.

Tomato Potato by LicoNico December 7, 2010

Potate 

What potatoes do

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

Potate by Cassie... December 28, 2011

Snatching Potato 

A euphemism for any gay act.

Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.

or

Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.

Snatching Potato by jacksbackbaby August 21, 2007

kawaii potato 

The most adorable and fabulous thing you will ever meet. Everyone loves them. You should too, if you plan on staying fabulous.

I am feeling sad. I think I will hug this kawaii potato because I am fabulous and it will make be feel even more so.

kawaii potato by FabulousKawaiiPotatoUnicorn December 16, 2014

potatomato

Is a word some bored schoolkid made up to describe irritating teachers. Is a mix between the words Po-ta-to and To-may-to.

Damn the teacher is being a potatomato today, whats up his butt?

potatomato by Nabby November 10, 2008