Mary G porter traditional school

You get like 3 minutes of locker time and get marked tardy if your late even if it’s because your locker is jammed. And your constantly being marked late because the busses come late all the time for drop off and than you get home late cuz they come late to pick you up. The students are so tired and bored of being basically under lock down 247 that they just talk about each other and spread rumors and due to the school being so small a rumor can go from 1st grade to 8th grade in a day. The bathrooms are gross and the food IS DISGUSTING so many kids have found hair in their food it’s vile. The teacher are unnecessarily strict and ALWAYS talking about students with the ladies at the front desk, the teachers gossip MORE than the students so, like a couple of teenagers. This school is NOT traditional it’s a breeding ground for self-esteem issues and unfairness.

“What’s that school you dropped out of?”
“Mary G porter traditional school, I hated that place”

by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019

Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.

Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

by Tyler Sharkey October 22, 2011

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Awww thanks! I know!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Porterize

To butcher the lyrics of a song or adlib with no meaning.

He was singing and porterized the song. None of it made sense.

by NobleNexus October 2, 2025

porter

looks like alex green with no glasses

when i saw porter at a party i thought i saw, alex green

by jahahahahyshehz9999 May 7, 2019

jess porter

she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend

you see jess porter and will over there!!

by james field April 6, 2020

Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024