Port Townsend

Where everyone knows everyone, everyone fucks everyone, but nobody knows anyone.

Omg...did you hear Alana fucked her best friends boyfriend? Welcome to port Townsend.

by AnonymousAsshole666 June 6, 2016

port townsend

a small town where the uptown side is upper middle class and Castle Hill is the poor side

meth is a large problem in this town..

at night emo teens lurk around the skate park...

port townsend is a place where poverty is next to rich and wealthy estate old folk..

by cocoachicken November 5, 2007

Port Neches

Home of the Indian Spirit and the "Marching 'I'" Indian Band. In the heart of Mid-Jefferson County, helps define community pride at its best.

Port Neches is better than Nederland.

by Conrad White March 9, 2009

Port Talbot

Large town in South Wales, and true capital of Neath Port Talbot County Borough Council.

Population of around 50,000 with a motorway beautifully positioned through the heart of the town.

Hotbed for Welsh Rugby.

"Port Talbot is better than shitty Neath"

by emperor davies of the kingdom of wales January 27, 2005

Port Orchard

Small rural town located in Kitsap County, north-western Washington. Known for a high school too small for its huge number of students, the marching band at said high school, HiJoy Bowl (the only form of entertainment), and the druggies.

'So, you go to South Kitsap High School, in Port Orchard, right?'
'Yeah...'
'You must be a drugged up marching nerd.'
'... Yeah, pretty much.'
'Of course.'

by pterydactyl12345 March 31, 2010

port-a-crib

Another word for a mobile home or trailer home. A home on wheels. Can also be used in reference to a trailor park. Derived originally from a baby's portable fold up crib. Crib in this usage is the definition of a home and port-a is used to describe its mobility.

There are no ghetto places in our town - except for the trailor park. The last time I went to someone's port-a-crib I almost got knived.

by Tay From Da Bay August 15, 2007

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016