Orphan Porridge

(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.

"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."

by Muhahahaha! December 5, 2013

to drop porridge

To convince others that a false statement is true. Opposite of "to drop knowledge". Origin derived from phrase of a brain turning to mush.

I wanted to drop porridge on a coworker recently, so I told him the word "gullible" isn't actually in the dictionary.

by scooter333 April 25, 2018

Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside

Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

California Porridge

A combination of feces of 2 or more people creating a soupy porridge.

"The children created a California porridge again.Son of a bitch..."

by Word that are the truth February 3, 2020

porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

by JuviaViolet December 8, 2016

People porridge

Spunk, sperm, spooge, jizz, cum, ejaculate.
Along the same lines of baby gravy.

"Hey baby girl, come gulp down some people porridge"

by janotto1210 April 1, 2020

caramel porridge

a nickname that ionians give the rival school, Carmel college

hey mate!
yeah what?
that kid goes to caramel porridge!
oh shit!

by Slimy weiner June 1, 2022