porcelain bridging

1) When your manhood touches the seat man!!!!
2) When general genatalia salutes the rim.
3) An unhappy pairing of man bits and potty.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've just porcelain bridged my pork sword!! :)

by third place April 24, 2003

porcelain chat

Communication whilst squatting on the porcealin throne.

"Hold on man, this is about to turn into some porcelain chat."

by Brian Ebeling January 31, 2006

porcelain vortex

whisking something down the toilet bowl

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Porcelain Palace

Another term for the royal throne or the Kohler Krapper

Where Tom?? he's polishing the scepter the Royal Throne,,the what?? You know the Porcelain Palace?? Ohhhh thanks!!

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011

porcelain bus

A term used to reference a toilet, in the manner of porcelain pony. The term is most often employed in reference to the use thereof.

"Man, I hope this class is over soon; I gotta ride the porcelain bus like crazy!"

by Bob Trees May 11, 2006

Porcelain Princess

One who's emotional state is so fragile that the slightest thing can shatter your whole world.

AKA a total fucking pussy.

I can't believe Sheffield is in the bathroom crying like a bitch... What a porcelain princess.

by MayorOfTittyCiti April 27, 2015

paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

by frank valente August 5, 2006