COOKIE POOCH

EATING TOO MANY COOKIES, PASTRIES, DESSERTS, ETC ETC...

TRUC ATE TOO MANY COOKIES THIS MONTH AND IS DEVELOPING A COOKIE POOCH.

GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!

AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!

by Koa Nani July 11, 2017

pooch screw

An extremely huge problem, mistake or a terrible cicumstance. The result of screwing the pooch.

That presentation was a pooch screw, the projector didn't work and he was totally unprepared.

by M.L.W. December 15, 2008

Pooch Butter

When peanut butter is used to lure a pet into licking ones gential area.

Dana gave her dog some fancy pink boots and treated herself to some pooch butter. (what a sick bitch)

by fido March 26, 2004

alky pooch

A woman who is otherwise thin but has a small belly usually from the consumption of alcohol

Lauren is really skinny but when she wore that bikini at the fourth of july BBQ, you could see her alky pooch.

by Dr.Kam July 4, 2008

Pooch Eyed

Getting so exceptionally drunk that one's eyes share the dumb quality of those of a hound.

Shane n' I are gonna' head down to the bar n' get pooch eyed. 'Care to join?

by B. Dizzle June 19, 2006

fucked the pooch

The act of doing something very abnormal that results in negative effect

David really fucked the pooch when he got caught jerking off at school

by TherealD1oftheBVL January 18, 2017

screw the pooch

v.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".

2. The act of rendering something useless

3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.

"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"

"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."

.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.

by Mcnostril January 21, 2006