reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

Piconing

To picone someone is to spoil the ending of a book for someone else.

It is also possible to pocown someone, which is similar to making a really good burn.

Piconer: 'Hey, did you finish that book?'
Someone: 'No, why?'
Piconer: 'Everyone dies'
Someone: 'Damnit! Stop piconing every book I read!'

by xulise October 26, 2012

Poising the roast

A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.

"Keep this up and I might have to start poising the roast"

by bear and kitten October 11, 2020

pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005