Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.

Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

platypus

code word for alcohol.

will platypus be provided at this fiesta?

by not importantx3. March 11, 2009

Platypus

From the angry somg from Green Day Platypus means I HATE YOU!

You are a Platypus, FOD!

by Windoge March 24, 2017

spicy platypus

Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin

Oh no my spicy platypus

by Spicy Platypus February 27, 2025

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.

Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.

"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."

by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019