by Bari123 February 13, 2018
Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.
Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.
Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022
When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.
It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.
by MJ1211 January 01, 2011
Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.
Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.
Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.
by HotDam March 02, 2016
by Bye-anca September 10, 2015
When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.
John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
by billyradison January 30, 2015
When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.
Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"
Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."
Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"
Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."
Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"
by Bonebaby February 05, 2019