When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.
John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
by billyradison January 30, 2015
by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009
by Bari123 February 13, 2018
Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.
Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.
Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022
by -dirtysox- January 11, 2009
by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012
Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.
"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
by Was wasted October 10, 2011