pissed out

So drunk that you piss yourself while passed out.

Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.

by MomFatale February 28, 2012

piss in the wind

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.

I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.

by oceancats April 05, 2017

piss blood

An insult used to wish someone to quite literally, piss out blood, as if they have a symptom or illness which causes them to.

Similar to 'get cancer' or 'die'

A: Why are you always alone, nerd?
B: Go piss blood.

by davidhaselov April 02, 2017

Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.

Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.

by GS71 April 05, 2015

piss clams

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

by j-lingo August 31, 2010

Pissed on that ball

In baseball, when a batter hits the baseball with power. This type of hit normally results in a home run, however, it need not be a home run. It could be just a powerful hit!

At the Giants game Friday night, Cody Ross absolutely pissed on that ball.

by Madtownsuperstar May 30, 2011

Piss Parlour

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.

A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.

Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"

by jibcheese July 28, 2011