phantom ping

When you use too much discord and hear the discord ping sound at random times even though there is no ping you lonely fuck. This is not a ghost ping (which is real). A phantom ping isn't real and you are imagining it.

Phantom Ping: PING!
You: Who pinged me?
Everyone else: No one.

by Wyattagum October 19, 2020

Ping spoofer

Someone who is bald and likes the number 14 using there 4chan hacking skills to make you bald.

I am a ping spoofer

by Ur moms ex girlfriends brother August 20, 2020

Alfie Ping

To have extremely high ping (a lot of lag,) like Alfie.

Person 1: "Man, I'm lagging really bad."
Person 2: "Damn, you got Alfie ping."

by life gone south August 3, 2020

rav ping

ugh i fucking hate this island why the fuck do i always average above 10,000 ms in every fucking game i play i hate this slum wifi stupid fucking island

oh no! I've got rav ping

by bigfatretard22 July 17, 2020

Ping Chong

When an Asian man lets out his inner party animal. The so called "alter ego" of the nerdy, studying typical Asian individual.

Dude 1 (talking about the party last night): did you see that asian guy with his ridiculous glow?!

Dude 2: He definitely let out ping chong.

by SwimTeamLA December 27, 2010

headshot ping

The noise a headshot makes in the Call of Duty series of games. It has often proved addictive, with gamers getting hooked on 'the ping' and trying for a headshot with every bullet.

'I'm hooked on the headshot ping!'

'Did you hear that? PWNED!!'

by Graham Simmons January 9, 2008

Ping Rat

Someone who takes pingas (ecstasy Tablets) on a regular basis.

guy1: You comeing clubin tonight man?
guy2: Yea for sure, im gunna take a couple of pingas.
guy1: That dosent surprise me you ping rat!

by biKieMoNSteR December 9, 2008