picaroon

A witty, humorous, rebellious, satirical pirate.

The most famous of all picaroons are Hoolio McChowvez, Captain Black Beard, Bloody Jack, and Robin Kerber.

by Crazyfoo August 5, 2006

hewlett packard

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.

My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.

by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010

Pickatarian

One with a prohibitive diet based solely on the individual's highly idiosyncratic tastes in food.

Man, that guy Scott is such a pickatarian! Dude don't even eat carrots! All he eats is steak and vanilla cake! It's for real! I saw the dude gag on a raisin once...

by NYCdefiner December 16, 2009

nickel package

The 5 DB's who host The Pat's Webcast
The funniest Nickel Package in the NFL

Amy: Did you hear what the nickel package said today?
Sam: Yeah i cant belive those DB's are paied for that.

by AmyBlock April 16, 2008

The Pick A State Game

Player one thinks of a state, once they figure out what state they have chosen, player one puts his/her hand on player two's knee and says "Pick a state". Player two then guesses a state, if they guess the state player one was thinking of the game ends, but if they guess the wrong state player one moves his/her hand slightly closer to player two's crotch. To make the game more interesting you can use kisses instead of hands or start at the ankle to build up more suspense.

"Last night I played The Pick A State Game with that girl I met at the bar. It went great! Here, smell my fingers."

by Shlappy March 27, 2010

the total package

A man who excels in everything. He is smart, successful, good-looking, athletic, has a good sense of humor, great in bed, etc.

Brad is a lawyer and a rock star. I want to be him. He's the Total Package.

by be rad December 24, 2007

Package Man

Where the attackers in a FPS online game of 'Attack and Defend' are 'Owning' and decide to add more challenge to the game. The Attacker who is holding the 'Package' becomes the 'Package Man' and must defend him/herself from the defenders and his/her team members with pistols only. The winner is the one who can hold the 'Package' until the end of the game.

'Oh my god we are kicking thier asses!'
'We've got the package already and there is loads of time left!'
'PACKAGE MAN!!!'

by Dan Bob 89 March 1, 2009