Phantom Homework Syndrome

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.

Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013

phantom of the nutsack

When you get an itchin' but your ball a missin'

Caitlyn Jenner often suffers from phantom of the nutsack.

by Danders March 11, 2016

phantom fuckboy

A fuckboy who has no apparent fuckboy qualities, but whose fuckboy tendencies present themselves insidiously during the course of getting to know him.

Originally coined by Kristen K, 2018.

Jordan seemed so sweet on our first couple of dates, but after he texted me "u up?" at 3am 2 nights in a row, I am starting to think he might be a phantom fuckboy.

by LovinCheese69 March 12, 2018

phaidon

Usually a kind and intelligent person who struggles with social skills. They are often misunderstood when they try to express their feelings and appear to be rude or annoying. They tend to be hot or handsome but cannot get a date due to their awkwardness around the other sex. If you know a Phaidon be careful, they might like you but just can’t show it.

Stop being such a Phaidon and ask her out already!

by Don’tDieYet,IWantToFirst October 20, 2018

pandollars

The morally questionable profit realized off of fears of viral infection spreading through the human population

"No way they sold those masks for $20 each. Some serious pandollars going on there"

by Travis and Kathleen April 21, 2020

Phandasexual

A township slang used to describe a heterosexual-straight person who has transactional sex with homosexual persons. The term was coined by South African LGBTI+ Activist, Kenneth-Bassito Mahloane.

"He is not gay, he's a Phandasexual looking for a soft life"

by GlobalHealthZA October 21, 2020

Phantomhox

"'Phantomhox (Phantom Fox), also called a serious mental disorder hallucination69 is seeing a fox magically appear and hear about it complaining not to be able to wild. (Sidenote: if you have experienced this or know anyone who has, please seek medical attention), although Phantomhox is not very common you should watch out because it is extremely dangerous.'"

I saw phantomhox the other day, GOD SO MANY W.I.L.D attempts with so little success...

by DoctorFoxy January 15, 2021