sperm pet

a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet

cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022
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pet rat

"Rattus norvegicus", a type of rats which people keep as pets. They're mostly seen by society as gross, but they're one of the cleanest and smartest rodents. The most important thing about them is that they're very affectionate and they will love you with their whole hearts if you treat them right.
Rats should be kept in a BIG cage and they need at least one cagemate, because they're very social animals.
My pet rat is so cute when he's sleeping with his friends!
My pet rat can do some tricks!
Pet rats are nothing like sewer rats!
by Victor Nikiforov December 03, 2016
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Alien pet

An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.

It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"

"Ohh boy do i"

"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019
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pet republican

A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.
Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican
by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021
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Destiny Pet

A pet that finds you by sheer chance. Or you find them. Together living happily every after.
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."
I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.
by FlorenceAlice June 28, 2022
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petting bulldogs

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.
by ticklepanties May 25, 2015
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Pet Wussy

Owning a pet, that so happens to be a wussy
“Have you seen the girl with a Pet Wussy?”
“No, why?”
Ok
by Osakinator July 10, 2022
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