peaf

when a woman queefs and pees at the same time.

Oh, sorry, did i just peaf on you?

What is that smell? Did you just peaf?!

I really have to peaf.

by ohmydarling April 28, 2009

peral

Peral is a smart gal who has been prepare for any events that will be performed peral can make alots of friends she is also very athletic.

Did you see peral out there p.s this is from foday mansaray srry.

by King Kazma March 5, 2019

Pearfect

A woman, BBW, who is pearshaped because her hips are wide and her thighs are massive. Merging Pear with Perfect.

OMG have you seen Candi's hips? She is pearfect!

by Deezyfortwamp August 16, 2010

perace

to exemplify current trends

that choir boy has gone perace with those trousers

by Glandy Trebnatius July 16, 2008

Parafucked

Adj.

To be paralyzed from the neck down.

Generally used by those who find insensitivity amusing or those who are just terrible doctors. It is particularly offensive to those who are or who know someone who is "Parafucked".

Example one
{Kyle}
I know what's up: he's completely ... Parafucked!! Ha-ha-ha!

{Party-Goers}
....

{Kyle}
Did everybody hear what I said? I said "Parafucked", ha-ha-ha!
You know, he's paralyzed and he's fucked, right? Get it? It's funny, right? Am I right? Totally hilarious! I'll bet you're all laughing on the inside, right? *Yammering on uselessly*

Example two
{Jim}

Uhn ... where am I?

{Doctor}
Hurray, you're alive!! Your spine got all weird and shit which is why you're here, duh, I know right? Anyway yeah, you're now completely Parafucked and stuff. So uh, don't try to escape, ha-ha! Ah .... Okay then, take care! *Leaves*

by Teh epic smart-ness !!one!one July 8, 2009

pedafilic

Having to do with or related to pedophiles, or the state of being pedafilicious; acting in a way that is rapey.

The way Daniel looks at Rachel is so pedafilic.

by rubberbucket October 28, 2014

Pera lover

Sloan James Miller

Pera lover is Sloan James Miller

by Layla her big birthday bitch June 29, 2021