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Dead penguin

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"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.
"He's a "dead penguin"..."
by 2cheeks1hole July 2, 2019
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He is the most awesome penguin ever. Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing? Which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Santa's Secret Penguin Spy is a bad bad a** like 007 style.
Hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace
by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012
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Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)
man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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the act of ejaculating inside the condom during intercourse and freezing it in the freezer and then inserting said condom filled semen into a female's sex organs
Hey, my girl and I tried the Club Penguin snowball fight. It was ice cold, man!
by clubpenguincargle September 12, 2017
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difficult penguin

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Requires guy to be wearing tuxedo and girl in a formal gown. Guy sneaks up behind girl and ties her legs together. He then flips her dress over her head, drops his pants and starts doing her from behind. She invariably tries to waddle away and flap her hands at him. He then chases her around the room with his pants at his ankles trying to put his dick back in her.
Dude I totally gave my date the difficult penguin on prom night.
by penguinsforever November 4, 2010
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When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.
After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.
by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010
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frosty penguin

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Just when your about to skeet in the woman, you donkey punch her so she passes out then you proceed to jiz in between her legs. Next morning when she wakes up from her unconcious state her legs are stuck together and she will waddle like a little penguin, hence the name frosty penguin.
This bitch was making fun of the way I walk so I gave her a frosty penguin.
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