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by Wee Wii November 21, 2019
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Darth Maul pencil

When you make so many mistakes that your pencil eraser has diminished, therefore making that side of the pencil useless. UNLESS you break off the metal and proceed to sharpen the once eraser side of the pencil, making it into a double leaded, or Darth Maul pencil. Refers to Star wars episode 1 when Darth Maul is shown with a double headed penis-- i mean lightsaber.
Damn, my eraser's gone, might as well make this a Darth Maul pencil.
by GuamToKeyWest February 12, 2015
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Pink pencil

A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)
“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”

“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019
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pencil

1.)A writing and drawing tool made of graphite and wood. Comes in various shapes (lenght, color). Also available in different degrees of strenght (in Germany: 2B, B, HB, H, 2H - from soft to hard).
Can be used in zero-gravity.

2.)Also childish slang word for penis.
1.) American in a russian space-station MIR:
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*

2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
*laughter*
by Durel April 8, 2006
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pencil erasers

by mach 10 May 13, 2003
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pencil holder

The phenomenon of the fat kid's pants sliding down his butt just enough when he bends over to show some butt crack. Can also apply to the plumber and the cable guy.
The Thatcher brothers saw an opportunity to point out little Dougy's pencil holder to the other kids. They all got a good laugh when little Dougy started to cry about it.
by Boss March 3, 2004
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Pencil Neck

Someone with a long neck that's annoying
by PIGLOVER^( May 15, 2019
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