Pecan Sandy

A group of 5 or more guys jerk off into a martini glass with sand around the rim, last one to cum drinks the entire concoction, or a willing/non-willing victim/individual must drink said concoction, they are not permitted to enjoy it.

“The cum and sand from the pecan sandy is crusted up against the sides of my throat”

by Clyde69Denny'sParkingLot October 12, 2019

The Pecan Sandies

1. The pioneering group of gamers for the video game Rock Band.

2. A group that does phenomenally well at drinking, bowling or both simultaneously.

Bro 1: "Did you catch The Pecan Sandies rockin' show last night?"

Bro 2: "Nah man, but I did see them wreck house at Mira Mesa Bowl..."

by Chris and BGA December 18, 2008

Pedanticness

Bitches be crazy - ifreetheweed

You, you are pedanticness!

by Rock On 1m1 January 12, 2012

picante

when you take a dump on a girl's chest, let it dry, and take the dried crap, dip it in picante sauce and make her eat it.

i gave da b!otch a picante burrito.

by White Knight December 12, 2003

pecan sandie

Two hot milfs who wear Alien masks,
drive old lady carts in supermarkets,
cary around the letters P & S in bars,
have contests to see who can find the ugliest outfits,
and have a huge fan base such as:
Chuck Norris...and...well who wants more than chuck for a fan?

Rachel and Brittany are Pecan and Sandie! (Pecan Sandie)

by Dirt Wood Frick October 25, 2006

irish penants

Military slang for the little threads that are found protruding from new uniforms around the seams & buttons. Can also be applied to new suits in the civilian sector.

The drill instructor said to get scissors and clip off all the irish penants on your uniform.

by Clem Clauson May 12, 2008

Pecan Gap

an extremely small Texas town.

usually unable to be spotted on a map.

see that little bitty microscopic dot...
right there...
no there...
yeah there...
thats pecan gap.

by mojo. August 22, 2008