Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.

Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"

by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

Weak and Pathetic

Mari

"I sleep in jeans.
Okay that's so weak and pathetic of you."

by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023

Pathetic

You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.

Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE!"

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

pathetic excuse

the evie’s

the evies are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023

Pathetic

You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.

Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE! Even now you are STILL too weak to do the right thing!"

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

Pathetic

arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness, or miserably inadequate.

A perfect example would be You

Alone on Christmas day? wow, you are so pathetic.

by FuckinFurry January 28, 2019