A retard with a fat forehead and curtains who can't walk in a straight line. He also stinks seven days a week and is Nayan's sub.
by Zeeshaan February 11, 2022
Get the Uncle Patelmug. by SuckDiep December 25, 2019
Get the Patel kidsmug. by koniz907L April 16, 2025
Get the Number 1 Matthew Patel Fanmug. 
Shiv Patel. What can we say about this king? This famous influencer is an icon running the streets of Worcester. Don’t play with Shiv Patel because he knows karate and will mess you up. Not only will he steal your girl, he’ll look good while doing it. This soccer-playing prodigy is #11 on the field but he’s #1 in our hearts. If you’re lucky enough to be in this man’s presence, try not to be overwhelmed by his aura.
by freakyslime July 5, 2024
Get the Shiv Patelmug. by Neil the great October 29, 2025
Get the Doing a Patelmug. The caste has several subdivisions, and these subdivisions differ from each other in terms of their origin and in terms of rank and of social structure. Their mental and cultural make-up is a curious mixture of feudal mentality and capitalist outlook, marking them out as a very aggressive, patronising, ruthless and achieving class in Gujarat or elsewhere.
The Lewa Patels of central Gujarat are a global diaspora and one of the most visible and affluent caste groups in India, and some of India’s wealthiest families, such as the Premjis, carry the patidari lineage.
60% of U.S. hotel and motel owners are Gujaratis, of which many have their last name as Patels.
Mukesh and Anil Ambani’s mother, although not a Lewa, is of patidari origin, and the daughter of Karsanbhai Patel of Nirma (a Kadva) has married a Lewa. Azim Premji's son Rishad Premji’s mother-in-law is a Lewa, and his father-in-law is most likely an Anavil Brahmin.
Anavil Brahmins in fact are comparable to the Patidars and are to be bracketed with them.
The Lewa Patels of central Gujarat are a global diaspora and one of the most visible and affluent caste groups in India, and some of India’s wealthiest families, such as the Premjis, carry the patidari lineage.
60% of U.S. hotel and motel owners are Gujaratis, of which many have their last name as Patels.
Mukesh and Anil Ambani’s mother, although not a Lewa, is of patidari origin, and the daughter of Karsanbhai Patel of Nirma (a Kadva) has married a Lewa. Azim Premji's son Rishad Premji’s mother-in-law is a Lewa, and his father-in-law is most likely an Anavil Brahmin.
Anavil Brahmins in fact are comparable to the Patidars and are to be bracketed with them.
Ram: The Statue of Unity in Gujarat is the world's tallest statue.
Mohammed: Built in dedication to India’s Iron Man, a Lewa Patel.
Mohammed: Built in dedication to India’s Iron Man, a Lewa Patel.
by Vik Lewa August 25, 2023
Get the Patelmug.