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ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch
You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.
by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023
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Rolie Polie Paddling

Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.
Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!

Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019
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the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak
" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".
by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018
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Paddle peeking

When one glances at another’s phone without permission.
Dan: (looks at Carl’s phone)
Carl: What up bro?! No paddle peeking!
by Adoreizi March 14, 2020
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sissy paddle

Another name for a kick board in swimming. This term is usually used by more experienced swimmers to tease less skilful swimmers.

Also known as:
Bitch Board
Pansy Paddle
“Hey! I just got the sissy paddles for the newbies.”
by Lupoleopard August 13, 2018
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Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
by NashDiggity February 8, 2012
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Boat paddle

A person that like to stir up shit for the fun of it
John is being a boat paddle towards his friends
by anonymous June 15, 2025
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