Flat landers or city folks going north to go tubing, kayaking or canoeing down rivers and have no idea what their doing.
by Jayr39 July 21, 2017
A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
by Ball boy August 22, 2021
Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!
Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019
Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
by Fionatheknowitall July 3, 2011
Get the ferrari paddles mug.
Josh: Stop piddy-paddling! you act like you love me but you still dont make our relationship official!
by LoserPopculture February 10, 2021
When your basically fucked
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.
Person 1: Yo b where you at? Shit started an hour ago.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.
by Nollie August 22, 2022