Philly fakeout

An informal term for the Seattle Prep Baseball team.

All the cool kids are in the Philly fakeout.

by lavid dopez May 31, 2019

West Philly Christmas

Occurs in late spring when college students at Penn and Drexel leave unwanted furniture, appliances, etc. on the street after moving out for the summer. Once the students leave, West Philly residents come in and "shop" for new stuff.

Dude, are you going to put your couch in storage over the summer?

Nah, I'm just gonna leave it on the curb for West Philly Christmas.

by LittleHouse0nThe January 17, 2012

Captain Phillips

When you slap your partner mid intercourse and proclaim "I am the captain now!" In the style of the popular Tom Hanks film Captain Phillips.

"Bang! I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
"John pulled the old Captain Philips on me last night! He really is the captain" - Captain Phillips
"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips

by Jimthesmiley January 12, 2016

Evan Phillips

Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.

“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”

by evandagoon April 3, 2020

Phallic Pheud

Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.

I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!

by Sir Veisaid December 1, 2018

phallicing

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

Phallusy

A deceptive, misleading, or false notion on the subject of one's penis, usually about size.

Guy 1 - "Yeah my dick was actually too big for her, it was painful. I mean it's probably about 9 inches."

Guy 2 - "Really? Impressive."

Guy 3 (whispers to guy 2) - "God that is such a phallusy."

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Guy - "Heard your boyfriend's penis is green."

Girl - "Phallusy: shut the fuck up."

by AnonymousMouse1 September 20, 2010