Ostrichism

The theory that if you stick your head in the figurative sand the issue will go away.

The mortgage company keeps calling about your lack of payment but you keep practicing ostrichism .

by RasberryJamChick November 26, 2010

Ostin

An Ostin is usually a really great guy who falls for the girl who won't acknowledge his existence but he can't help it because she is funny and beautiful. He is usually self-conscious and shy, until you get to be friends with him.

That guy over there is such an Ostin...

by Capit_Alised_Moose July 29, 2016

Ostin

A really swag Gucci flip flop guy obsessed with j. Cole and enjoys mozzarella sticks above all

Hey Ava who is ostin
Ava ostin. Is a really swag home joy that enjoys a nice long stick of cheese fried and breaded while continuously saying yum

by Umits November 13, 2021

baby ostrich

The act of hiding your face from the person you are talking to, in order to make them believe you are upset, at them.

Stephany said "Stop being such a baby ostrich and kiss me".

by Flipporama December 5, 2010

ass ostrich

A person who's head is stuck so far up their ass that they can't think straight

He told you that donkey's live in the desert?! What an ass ostrich!

by Lizzy and Yalex December 8, 2013

Lithuanian Ostrich

Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.

Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...

by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^3 January 19, 2018

ostrichsize

Ostrichsize (ös’trich-siz’) v
1. to stick one’s head in the sand
2. to take no notice of dating abuse

synonyms: ignore, disregard, avoid

antonyms: learn, look out, step up, speak out

For example: see www.reachma.org/pavenet

You know your friend is an a bad relationship. Their partner puts them down, tells them what they can do, who they can see, etc.

If you decide to do nothing about it, then you ostrichsize.

by Peers Against ViolencE April 3, 2009