Bitch Slab

To slap someone with a raw or partially cooked strip(s) of bacon.

I was so mad i had to bitch slab him

by porkweaponry July 05, 2018

Slab-dab

Right in front of you, directly said/physically done, or out in the middle.

The carrot flew across the lunchroom slab-dab onto his tray! What a shot!

The egg went hit slab-dab on Mr Dicks windshield and he slammed on the brakes! Lets get out bootys out of here!

by Buddy Bestie September 06, 2023

meat slab

A term used for a large piece of meat.

Over 9.5".

Tony has a huge meat slab.

by Fire maker December 04, 2016

slab

1. a car; 2. the ground

You seen Tee. Yeah, last time I seen him he was riding SLAB

by jaszymeen August 28, 2005

slabs that crawl

a slab is a name for a car originated in H town texas. crawling is the effect when swangin. on other words, driving a car reeeeaaaalllly slowly because your drunk from purple drink.

"they dont know about sippin or, they dont know about slabs that crawl," Bun B in paul walls' 'they dont know'

by infamous aaron April 21, 2006

getting slabbed

Punishment for fighting against Minecraft robbery

"Tsuki's getting slabbed but tbh they don't really give a shit"

by TsukiInkling January 27, 2021

Slab

A slab is an intensely large hunk of dark, milk and/or white chocolate covered in a variety of toppings which include nuts, berries, sprinkles and other particles of candy and is mainly sold at Dean & Deluca around the holidays.

I ate an entire slab and now I feel sick.

by Slabtastic October 09, 2008